Thursday, May 10, 2007

Suspicious Looking Device

Lucky for us, we have no more money to spend on accessories. But if we had, this item would certainly be on our shopping list. It's called a suspicious looking device. Really. And that's exactly what it is!

The Suspicious Looking Device is a bright orange box with a countdown timer on the top. If you touch it, it lets out a loud siren and then scoots away on a set of hidden wheels. Its entire purpose is to look suspicious -- it has no other function.

Can you imagine the look on the face of Abdel-Salah, the moroccan border guard, after inspecting our booth and the finding our suspicious looking device? No? Then maybe you'll be able to imagine the look on OUR faces after Adbel-Salah confiscates our car while we are getting handcoughed by his colleagues Rashid and Ali? Ah, yes.

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