Lucky for us, we have no more money to spend on accessories. But if we had, this item would certainly be on our shopping list. It's called a suspicious looking device. Really. And that's exactly what it is!
The Suspicious Looking Device is a bright orange box with a countdown timer on the top. If you touch it, it lets out a loud siren and then scoots away on a set of hidden wheels. Its entire purpose is to look suspicious -- it has no other function.
Can you imagine the look on the face of Abdel-Salah, the moroccan border guard, after inspecting our booth and the finding our suspicious looking device? No? Then maybe you'll be able to imagine the look on OUR faces after Adbel-Salah confiscates our car while we are getting handcoughed by his colleagues Rashid and Ali? Ah, yes.
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